ALABBD: Put an ampersand in that BM

Bitch and moan, bitch and moan. Today is the day for it. Here I go:

Evidently it's March again. Rain, wind, more rain, more wind. And we had to turn the heat back up. Enough already!

It's too hot in Arizona for me to mentally escape to there now.

Frank is sick. I hate that. For whatever reason (or lack thereof), I get PISSED OFF when Frank is sick. I feel totally abandoned. It's just a damned good thing he hates being pampered when he's sick, because it might be a little hard for me to switch to pamper mode at this point.

Nobody would help me decide what to do for dinner, so, to please myself and in honor of Master Zhou, I got some takeout Chinese. Luckily, the family was pleased, too. I pity the fool who dared to complain at that moment.

Note to self: Scheduling two dentist appointments, two orthodontist appointments, a driver's ed drive that requires some preparatory practice time, and a tai chi class all on the same day is a Bad Idea.

Maybe if I were one of those women who can tell you with reasonable accuracy that they will be cranky on December 13, 2011, I would be able to plan better.

Maybe if I were a different person I would be able to plan better.

Maybe if I weren't such a big baby I would be able to cut myself some freaking slack.

ANYWAY.

To help with my fragile (?) mental state, I will throw in some bright sides now:

• The flowers like it.
• The cacti like it.
• There's no puking involved.
• They're not stupid.
• We were on time for everything.
• I don't hurt.
• Umm...
• Pursuit of excellence and all that crap.

In an amusing coincidence, the "street rat crazy" Jack in the Box commercial just came on downstairs. That's a good alternate name for ALABBD: Street Rat Crazy Day.