Except me

For the past couple of years on this blog, I've been writing about accepting people as they are. During that same timeframe, I've been doing some work on accepting myself as I am. I have a ways to go there. You see, acceptance applies to everyone but me. I must be perfect.
I have no idea what the hell "perfect" is except that I know when I'm not being that. Which is often.

Recently I've been putting in very long days at work. They start at 6:30 a.m. and, counting commute and the occasional hour of so-called downtime (when my brain remains dominated by work thoughts), they end at about 11 p.m. I'm doing the work of two people, and I'm doing it damned well.

But I'm short on sleep, and I'm tired, and most nights I go to bed feeling like an utter failure because there is always so much that didn't get done that day. The work is never done, and my personal commitments are suffering. I have nothing left for my family except snarky comments about the housework that didn't get done while I was working. The only one who gets any quality time is Rigby, and that's because she attacks me or cuddles with me until I pay attention to her. (That's the solution, Frank and MJ and Chloe and Emma: pounce on my feet or get in my face if you want some time from me.)

I suck, and I refuse to accept that this is Who I Am.

Let's try that again. I don't suck. But I'm ridiculously human. And accepting me for Who I Am is a process rather than a switch I can flip.

That's true with the kids too, of course. They are also human, with foibles and preferences and habits and their own varying capacity for daily accomplishment. Living with them involves some daily adjustment of my expectations and my attitude. But I don't look at, for instance, Chloe's foibles and preferences and habits and accomplishments and think, "She sucks." I don't think, "There she goes again, being imperfect." And I don't qualify "human" with "ridiculously" when I talk about her humanness. Only my humanness is ridiculous in degree.

I'm special that way.

For the last couple months, I've been doing this thing where I take those "special" thoughts in my head and amplify them by saying them out loud. I am trying to hear myself better, trying to hear how hard I am on myself. What's been the most illuminating about this practice is how very distressing my family members find it when they hear me say these things. They find them vicious and frightening and cause for immediate remediation, not of anything I've done or failed to do but of the underlying belief that I'm expressing.

They are horrible beliefs.

What gets really tricky is that accepting myself as I am includes accepting that I have them.

I expect perfection in/of myself. And that's okay.
I am really hard on myself. And that's okay.
I can practice loving-kindness with everyone but me. And that's okay.
I have less time for my personal life when work is busy. And that's okay.

Except none of those is really okay. They are all things I'd like to improve. And that's okay too.

This acceptance business ain't for sissies.

Angry (feet)

Warning: This video is not for everyone. It contains explicit language and conjures violent images. Laughter-induced injury may also occur.



Tim Minchin poem "Angry (feet)"

ALABBD: Put an ampersand in that BM

Bitch and moan, bitch and moan. Today is the day for it. Here I go:

Evidently it's March again. Rain, wind, more rain, more wind. And we had to turn the heat back up. Enough already!

It's too hot in Arizona for me to mentally escape to there now.

Frank is sick. I hate that. For whatever reason (or lack thereof), I get PISSED OFF when Frank is sick. I feel totally abandoned. It's just a damned good thing he hates being pampered when he's sick, because it might be a little hard for me to switch to pamper mode at this point.

Nobody would help me decide what to do for dinner, so, to please myself and in honor of Master Zhou, I got some takeout Chinese. Luckily, the family was pleased, too. I pity the fool who dared to complain at that moment.

Note to self: Scheduling two dentist appointments, two orthodontist appointments, a driver's ed drive that requires some preparatory practice time, and a tai chi class all on the same day is a Bad Idea.

Maybe if I were one of those women who can tell you with reasonable accuracy that they will be cranky on December 13, 2011, I would be able to plan better.

Maybe if I were a different person I would be able to plan better.

Maybe if I weren't such a big baby I would be able to cut myself some freaking slack.

ANYWAY.

To help with my fragile (?) mental state, I will throw in some bright sides now:

• The flowers like it.
• The cacti like it.
• There's no puking involved.
• They're not stupid.
• We were on time for everything.
• I don't hurt.
• Umm...
• Pursuit of excellence and all that crap.

In an amusing coincidence, the "street rat crazy" Jack in the Box commercial just came on downstairs. That's a good alternate name for ALABBD: Street Rat Crazy Day.