Thursday 13

Thirteen Questions I Bet Ingrid Betancourt Did *Not* Ask Her Children When They Were Reunited After Six Years Apart

1. Did you do your homework?

2. Is your room clean?

3. What's 8 times 7?

4. Did you brush your teeth?

5. Did you remember your thank-you's?

6. Are you wearing clean underwear?

7. What's the capitol of Iowa?

8. Will you please write an essay about your life without me?

9 through 13. (Never mind. You get the idea.)