Saturday, March 8, 2008

In jokes

Q. How many testers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Testers don't replace lightbulbs; they just report that it's dark.

Q. How many developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Just one, but then the house falls down.

The guy who told me these didn't have one for technical writers, but that would probably go something like this:

Q. How many tech writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. "For more information about this topic, click Help."

1 comment:

Cap'n Franko said...

How many tech writers does it take? Well, howzabout:

"Lightbulb" is a third-party add-in which is not supported by Friendly Ubiquitious Computer Kompany for Perfect Operating System (POS v.69). For assistance with "Lightbulb" please contact the OEM of "Lightbulb."

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