To those of you who come out to the beach for the 4th:
Please be advised that one of my mom and Tom's neighbors has let it be known that her family will be dressing up as pirates for the parade. We are taking this as fine flattery -- obviously, our Priest Point Pirates have been quite an inspiring sight in years past. But we also take it as a call to arms. Please bring all your finest pirate garb, weaponry, and decorations so that we can defeat these interlopers into our territory.
BATTLE!!
Mojo Brew bio
6 months ago
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Wait... What parade? Why have I not been informed of this? Naturally, I will lend all support to my shipmates, as our's is the cause of truth and justice (and because our victory is assured in advance, and I don't make a habit of siding with losers). Just let me know what aid I can lend...
Hey, I heard about an "International Talk Like A Pirate" day in September. Do you guys know anything about this?
Another thing,
You guys should listen to the following recording of a telephone conversation between my governor and the governor of Texas:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/arnold-prank3.html
While you're at it,
Go to this site which will help you to save the planet, one species at a time, and all of this in your own home-ocean! I've already sent off a few letters to the officals mentioned therein, won't you help a brotha' out?
http://www.seaturtles.org/
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